March 2012
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i’m sick of following a million deleted blogs, it’s like carrying around dead bodies
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if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
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fat girl: fuck society! im beautiful. im curvy and proud.
doctor: you have type 2 diabetes
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Tali should get drunk more often
Shepard: "How are you even getting drunk?"
Tali: " "Verrrrry carefully- turian brandy, triple filterrred, thennn introduced to the suit through an Emergency Induction Port."
Shepard: "That's a straw, Tali."
Tali: "EMMMMERRRRGENCY INDUUUUCTION PORRRRRT."
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tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
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things mass effect fans never say
firaxa:
ugh anderson is so annoying
wow aliens are hideous, especially turians ew
i’m glad james vega is unromanceable
diana allers is a better reporter than emily wong
udina would make a great counsillor
kaidan’s ass is ugly
tbh i have never cried while playing this series
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Bias: *speaks in Korean*
Me: OMG what are you saying
Bias: *speaks in English*
Me: OMG what are you saying
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ssv-normandy:
if you reject james and tell him not to call you lola i will seriously judge you
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12.9 year old: mum can i have an xbox or some books
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american person: *writes date*
me: but there is no 15th month
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